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(The bitter-cold weather)
(Ask Us Anything School is getting deeper into the winter)
Seo Jang-hoon! What's wrong with you?
What did you do that?
(Why'd you do that, Jang-hoon!)
Jang-hoon hates being on the floor.
Kang Ho-dong does the arm bar move on Jang-hoon!
(2-ton pig vs. 8 ft giant)
Wrestling or basketball?
(No wrestling for this man)
Here's a choke move!
- A battle between the 2 tops! - Here's the arm bar!
(Getting interesting)
(Ho-dong wins!)
What is this?
Kang Ho-dong wins!
Jang-hoon didn't put up a fight.
Just don't do anything if you ran out of things to do.
(Embarrassed0
I've never seen Jang-hoon look so pitiful.
Who do you think you are?
Why are you giving the viewers a hard time?
When did I do that?
When did I give them a hard time?
You said you got no more ideas on how to celebrate after getting the answers.
Jang-hoon got it!
(Jang-hoon got the right answer)
I don't have any more ideas on celebration ceremonies,
please let me know if you have some ideas.
The viewers saw that, and
stayed up all night to think of different ways to celebrate!
No way!
Apologize!
Apologize now!
Don't be ridiculous.
If you have to apologize for something like that, maybe you should stay in jail.
I'm not really sure what for, but
I apologize.
So the viewers stayed up all night and came up with ideas!
Here are some of the ideas.
(Hesitant)
You read... Make this good.
(My job is done here)
(The viewers' pick for future ceremonies)
Someone with the nickname "Fight and Bleed" said,
"Do a ballet move then do a heart-sign."
He requested Kyung-hoon to demonstrate.
(Kyung-hoon demonstrates first)
Move while doing ballet.
OK, let's say you got a question right.
(Finishing with a cute heart sign)
Jang-hoon, you try it too!
You've got lots on the list.
If I had it my way...
You know I'm not the type to do ballet normally.
It says, "Don't talk, just do it."
(Got nothing to say)
I actually lead a ballet company these days.
(Here I go!)
Spin, then the heart... What's that?
What do I do now?
Ballet's like this, you gotta jump!
Good!
(Heart sign)
This part was weird.
Next, "Strategist Kim" sent an idea.
He said you should kiss Ho-dong on the cheek whenever you get a question right.
And the rest of us clap for you.
Try it, Seo Jang-hoon's right!
(Hope you become a cute couple)
Out of nowhere?
This was sent anonymously.
But the move is called, "the Ronaldo Ceremony."
(Kyung-hoon's famously an avid soccer fan)
It's easy!
He runs like this then jumps!
Oh yeah, that's right!
It's not your turn yet.
(The giant's getting excited)
That was nice!
That fits you well!
We need to pick one later.
This one's sent by Lee Ji-soo.
Face the Jimmy Jib and blow 2 hearts,
and do a tab-dance at the same time.
Can this fit in the Jimmy Jib?
How do you do this?
Come out here when you got it right...
(Like a cute boy)
(Perfect for Soo-geun!)
Isn't this from Tetris?
(Jang-hoon gives it a try)
(The Tetris Dance)
(Tiny little steps)
Jang-hoon needs to take lessons for about 6 months.
That was cute!
Lastly...
Rolling forward.
I'd try to do most things, but I have a bad neck.
No, it's because the floor's dirty.
The neck or the floor?
It's because of my neck.
(He rolls leftward instead)
(All to respond to the viewers' care)
You're talented at rolling!
Now, let's go over each one, one by one.
Do ballet,
kiss Ho-dong,
then do the tap dance.
Which one did you like the best? Ronaldo?
Because the fans of the show sent us these ideas,
I'll mix them up whenever I get a question right, I get them all the time.
No, you gotta pick one so you can send the person a gift card.
- Oh really? - Yeah, you have to send one personally.
- With his own money? - Yes.
(The transfer students enter)
(Jun-ho, singer & actor)
(Yoon Se-ah, actress)
Sorry it's not much of a welcome.
What kind of welcoming is this?
Nice to see you, Jun-ho.
What school are you guys from?
From "We take care of Monday and Tuesday nights in JTBC" School.
Sexy, elegant, lovely...
I do it all, I'm Yoon Se-ah!
Cute, sexy, gentle... I do it all too.
I'm Jun-ho with cute butt.
You're here just to promote your drama?
Then just get out!
You should be here without ulterior motive.
You should be here "Rain or Shine" without an ulterior motive! [name of drama]
Ho-dong! I love you.
I'm here because of that reason.
Get out if you're not like that "Rain or Shine"!
Cut! Let's do that over.
(Se-ah messed up a line)
You skipped to scene 3.
What is this? It's about their TV drama?
I'm taken aback.
(Looking innocent)
But Yoon Se-ah is not here to promote her drama.
She's got a different reason?
What is it?
Jang-hoon. You say it.
Me?
You guys dated before or something?
Why do you have so many rumors of dating?
They're very tight with each other.
Se-ah, have you been well?
(Embarrassed)
(Was there something between them?)
This is when we should cut to commercials!
Jang-hoon, you've been well?
I have.
- Something's up. - They had a blind date through the phone.
Oh, from "Candy in My Ears"?
So what's your family like?
My mom, my brother,
and me.
It's OK, singer or actress, they're all fine.
(So happy)
We talked on the phone for half a day.
But we've met each other for the first time today.
Phone was better, right?
I did have a question for Se-ah.
We talked on the phone for the show, and the filming for the show ended.
But you cried so much after?
The staff told me.
I'm sure it was out of relief.
(Guilty)
(I won't leave you alone!)
That's what the staff told you?
They said, "Yoon Se-ah is crying so hard right now."
I didn't understand why.
Why'd you cry?
You were really curious?
Then why didn't you call?
Why are you telling me that now?
You should've called her.
Don't get hurt this time.
I was able to let out some of the feelings I've suppressed for a while.
But the show ended that conversation abruptly, as if there was a time limit.
They made it feel like we couldn't talk to each other anymore.
That made me feel so sad, I wished I was nicer to Jang-hoon.
(Choking up again)
So what if Jang-hoon called you back then?
Not sure, but we talked about going on a trip somewhere.
He told me he'd get me on a plane!
Gulliver's Travels!
(Look at Jang-hoon!)
- To spend a few days together? - Yeah!
No same-day trip when you left on a plane, right?
No.
You should focus on Jang-hoon today then.
That's proper.
Ho-dong, don't you remember the time in "Strong Heart"?
You said you were going crazy because of me.
You don't remember?
You were already married.
She made you feel crazy?
You're all over the place.
Your wife said you drive her crazy too.
(Taken aback)
It's because...
You got the rainbow rice cake on your feet, you should eat that.
(Saying whatever comes to mind)
Are you taking lessons or something?
Yeah! I suspect that too from his jokes.
I think Jun-ho's having the hardest time right now.
(Hasn't said a word in 20 minutes)
(Feeling bad)
I saw this drama on TV... Wait, not a drama.
I saw this show and I've been wanting to come on it.
We met each other a year ago!
We met at an event about a year ago.
Ho-dong!
It's hard not to use honorifics.
(It's OK!)
2PM is from Star King generation too.
(Another victim from Star King)
We all went through Ho-dong, through Star King and Strong Heart.
So I met Ho-dong at that event.
He said, "Yeah, come on the show!"
And I sad, "Oh, I'm not so funny."
Then he said, "You don't have to be funny, you're a great performer."
So he told me to come on the show.
How do you feel now?
I came on the show but he's not taking care of me.
What's important about Jun-ho is that he's got great performance skill!
(Starting right away)
(Jun-ho's dance performance)
(Still got that power)
(Another fan here)
(Definitely Ho-dong's type of performance)
(The perfect ending)
(Too excited over his performance)
- You OK? - A bit tired.
(Still got it, Jun-ho!)
Did you see that one-hand spin?
Did you see him catching the mic after his spin?
He was so smooth.
(Picking up the dropped mic)
It was an unexpected situation.
But he was so relaxed!
Is Se-ah doing the spin too?
Se-ah, let's go!
- You want an helmet? - She's dancing too?
We'll give you a helmet if you're doing a head-spin.
It's been too long since I danced.
It's hard for me to just get up off a seat.
Just do it softly, thinking about back in the day.
Can I do "Gashina" then?
She wanted to dance!
She prepared it!
It has been a long time since I danced last.
Or do "Jeong" by Young Turks Club.
(Hee-chul demonstrates the old-schol dance song)
(She follows along)
Or Zam!
(Another old song)
- She'll be doing "Gashina." - Let's encourage her!
From the beginning!
Starting from the beginning?
Most people just do the chorus part.
I only remember the beginning part.
Ow!
Se-ah, you prepared a lot for this!
Tell Jang-hoon to close his eyes.
- I'm embarrassed. - You can relax.
I'll give it a try.
Jang-hoon's so nice to her.
Jang-hoon's the best.
(A sudden change)
She practiced!
(A dramatic change as the music begins)
(Perfect angle)
(A perfect performance, better than expected)
(Groovy)
(Following the song word by word)
(Working hard)
(They're going crazy behind her)
(The main part's coming up!)
(Perfectly following Sun-mi's cold stare)
(No flaw found from her dance and facial expressions)
(Se-ah's own interpretation of "Gashina")
(And he walks by)
Following the bride's dance performance...
We'll see the groom's dance!
(We can now understand Ho-dong when he said she drives him crazy)
She does get people to go crazy!
I need to get some air.
She's got her own charm in dancing.
The way she moves!
Oh really?
I saw Jang-hoon's face from here.
I saw a warm smile I've never seen from him before.
He wanted to get closer to you.
Following the officiating remark...
(Sang-min is the officiating minister)
I really wanna know,
who am I, really?
What is it that I do?
A trainee to get married.
(Always prepared!)
A trainee to get married, not to be a singer or something.
What do we do, Jun-ho? Everyone's focus is turned to Se-ah after her dance.
- You gotta do something. - What should I do?
- Can you impersonate anyone? - He's gotta be good.
I can do what everyone does from "A Bittersweet Life."
Hee-chul's gotta go up then.
I can play Yeong-cheol's part.
"You're the one who seduced Shin Min-a?"
(A perfect reenactment)
Why'd you do that to me?
Tell me.
Why are you doing this to me?
How could you ruin this mood?
(Holding back laughter)
I worked under you for 10 years!
Like a dog!
Whose voice is that supposed to be?
(A terrible fortune in your voice!)
(Gung Ye returned to his seat)
Was this a section for Hee-chul?
(I shouldn't have tried)
I could see how you must've been beat up a lot by Ho-dong in Star King.
It's hard to believe, but I never got in trouble by Ho-dong in Star King.
He only yells at you if there's a chance you can be funny.
He had totally given up on you, like how he treats Yeong-cheol now.
Ho-dong just does when Yeong-cheol talks.
You don't even yell at me.
(Whatever)
Let's encourage each other.
Ho-dong never yelled at me in Strong Heart either.
Jun-ho already proved himself to be a great actor from "Good Manager."
From a movie, too.
I played a role that had a terrible personality, who had no concern for others.
Oh, just like your real self.
I heard you weren't really acting at all for that role.
Say a line from the drama to Ho-dong, when you totally destroyed Namgoong Min.
"Hey, you! Shut your mouth!"
(Scared)
He's really telling you that, it's for real!
"Get out!"
(You gotta leave)
When is Ho-dong ever treated like this?
Oh, there was this one scene.
The first time I encountered Namgoong Min, I hit him a little.
What? What is it?
(Getting into it)
"I told you to stay quiet!"
"Told you to just sit still and be quiet!"
It was an angry scene.
(Baffled)
Jun-ho's finger was bending just now.
Did you see it? It's true!
(A completely different acting in this scene)
- Are you OK? - I thought it was broken.
You brought your application?
They're not even accepted yet, they're talking too much.
Thanks for your interest, guys.
(Se-ah and Jun-ho's application)
Name: Yoon Se-ah.
She says that she really doesn't have a nickname.
I really don't.
How about "A-Se-ah," like "Asia"?
That's not bad.
No.
Not "Asia," from you.
More like, "My Se-ah."
(Ho-dong's more excited)
(Embarrassed)
(I feel so shy!)
(He finds his childhood again at this love story)
I've been in love before too!
Why'd you say that in the past tense?
You're not in love anymore?
Is it over?
Let's see her strengths.
She put, "Show Me the Money," as her strength.
I watched that show recently.
I thought Haeng Ju was so amazing!
(The rap champion this season)
I really wanted to learn how to rap.
So I started to rap.
You rap now?
You better watch out for Rapper Dong-dong.
(Rapper Dong-dong)
Can you rap for us then?
Yes, of course!
I'll do a song by Yezi.
You need some beat-box?
Have you heard Ho-dong's beat-boxing?
Just makes you wanna dance!
He always kills someone while he beat-boxes.
(Beat-box bomber)
(Se-ah prepares something)
(She's got a hip hop hat on)
You prepared a lot for this.
I feel like I'm at a real rap audition.
(She's nervous like it's a real audition)
She fits Ho-dong's MC style really well.
Se-ah's not shy at all.
Ho-dong likes this type of guest.
(She in her own world)
I'm sorry, but did you forget your lyrics?
(Embarrassed)
Next contestant!
Come in, Yoon Se-ah.
Jang-hoon, cover your ears.
(Fight on, Se-ah!)
(Getting ready)
(A show time for Yoon Se-ah)
(Getting ready)
(A show time for Yoon Se-ah)
(Hat falls off from the heat of her dance)
(She's got the feel!)
(Here comes Yoon Se-ah!)
(Surprised)
(Full of swag)
(Exciting!)
(A swag-filled finish)
(The mood heats up with her performance)
Yoon Se-ah will not be going with us to the next round.
(Failed the audition but Ho-dong's satisfied)
Next, Jun-ho's strength!
"Blowing out candle lights"?
For your birthday?
You mean with your nose?
With about 50 candles lit,
we can battle over how many you can blow them out at once.
I'll use nunchucks.
We have "Bruce Min" here.
(The master of nunchucks!)
Whenever a guest brings something out, you guys do it better.
Yeah, we beat everyone.
I wanna make sure that I beat you this time.
Come on in!
Let's sing the candle song.
("A candle-lit party")
(50 candles are lit)
- You know how to use nunchucks? - Yeah, of course!
I'm the master at this.
Here I go!
(Starting off in a fuss)
(So embarrassed)
("The master of nunchucks" blows out 5 candles)
(Sang-min is up next)
You gotta use your chi.
(Acting like an expert)
("Bruce Min" is waiting for his turn)
(He can't quite reach the other side)
(Barely grabs it)
(Sang-min is getting ready)
(Alas...)
(Sang-min blows out 6!)
(Jun-ho feels relieved)
(Ho-dong's up next!)
(He's trying to use his cape)
(With a loud cry!)
(Burning bright)
(Ho-dong gets 0)
They're burning up even brighter.
(He lit them up instead)
Why is everyone going this way? You gotta go this way.
(In training mode)
It's not so easy.
Kyung-hoon's next!
He's good at this because he's read lots of kung fu comics.
You gotta send your chi through.
I'm going this way.
One must know how to exert your chi!
I think he'll blow out many.
(He's checking with his own eyes)
(Relieved)
(I am Bruce Min!)
How many is that?
(He gets 22!)
Jun-ho, you might lose!
It's about the same as my previous record.
(So proud)
(Getting nervous)
Soo-geun's turn.
(Soo-geun's next!)
- Let's go, Soo-geun! - Our coach!
(He was their kung fu coach in the music video)
1 million punches in a second!
(These are nothing!)
(In one shot!)
What's he doing?
(Soo-geun drops to the ground)
(Attacked by an invisible enemy)
He was drawing on himself earlier.
You got a lipstick? A red one?
(Looks around)
(Goes to a corner alone)
(Coach Soo-geun is always prepared)
(Jang-hoon found the lipstick)
You guys can all do it too.
I should've thought of that!
(So amazed)
He keeps holding it!
Needle! String!
(Looking for a needle and string)
Sew it up!
Needle! String! Sew it up!
But you're not bleeding.
(Coach Soo-geun steps up)
(Check out his flash moves!)
(Staring the candles in the eye)
(Keep staring)
When are you gonna do it?
(0 for Coach Soo-geun)
No, he didn't go yet!
(This can't happen to our coach)
(Denying the reality)
(A huge smile for him)
(He's done being a master now)
We gotta see Se-ah try it.
(She steps up right away)
She's still so hip hop.
Ow, it hurts.
(A windmill like no other!)
(A clean finish!)
(She's even more surprised)
What is this?
(Can't believe it)
She's got 29!
(So moved)
Everything's working out for you today.
(Happy Se-ah's Day!)
I can't do it anymore.
- You're brought this up! - I don't think I can beat her.
It never works out for the person who brought it.
(I can do it!)
(Feeling bad)
(Jun-ho's the last one to go)
(Getting ready)
He starts from the middle!
(Careful)
(Startled)
(Focused)
(Everyone's watching)
(Will Jun-ho beat Se-ah's record?)
Hold on a second.
My palm's getting sweaty.
Stand this way, Se-ah.
(Comes closer)
Jang-hoon's taking care of Se-ah!
He's going this way, we better be safe.
You should went and got her yourself.
(Jun-ho's turn)
(They're staying lit so bright)
What was that?
(Running away)
Welcome to school, guys!
(Embarrassed)
(Failed in his plan)
At least blow them out with your mouth.
It was Se-ah's strength, not yours!
- "Guess This about Me" Quiz! - Let's get it right.
I really wanted to try this, I love this part.
I hope we get to do the celebration ceremony the viewers told us to do.
(Everyone wants to do it)
My first day in high school,
I heard something shocking from older girls at my school.
What do you think it was?
"I'm sorry, but..."
"Give me a lighter."
You had male and female students at your high school?
Yes.
"There's a new student who's really cute!"
"Oh, it's you?"
(Upsetting)
Similar, but it's wrong.
(Waking him up)
He was wrong, but it's a similar situation.
You guys have a great sense for this.
I think I know.
- Say it then. - What is it?
It's OK if you get one wrong, Ho-dong.
"Rain!"
What about rain?
"Rain!"
Continue.
(Must be on the right track)
Continue.
"You're him?"
"Let me see, pale skin,
and looking cute."
"Call me 'unnie [older sister]' from now on."
You laughed!
It's related to Rain, right?
That's a keyword.
You were chubby in high school.
"I heard a new student looks like Rain!"
"Is that Rain? Or obese?" [pun]
(Excited to punish him)
(Wrong!)
"He's no Rain, he's a monsoon!"
(Baffled)
(Tried too hard)
It's OK, that's how you grow.
You're almost there, and it's about my face.
"I heard someone who looks like Rain started this school."
"But he's ugly!"
Almost there, but not just ugly.
I got it!
"He looks like Rain, but a damned rain."
(Anger)
You laughed as you walked over here!
(No hitting if it made him laugh)
He's got a soft hand.
"He's an ugly version of Rain!"
Similar, but take something out.
"He doesn't look like Rain, he's just ugly!"
That's right!
(Here comes his celebration!)
(Rolando Ceremony)
(Runs up quickly)
(Lands with a thud)
(Forgot about his worn out tendon)
(Oh no!)
(Does 1 of the 5 suggested ceremonies)
This was to answer your wish!
Why did people say you looked like Rain?
My homeroom teacher in middle school used to say that to me.
And that started to spread among kids at my school.
Then on my first day in high school,
I went to the school store and got some food.
Then I heard, "Hey, that Rain-looking guy is here!"
A lot of girls gathered, and I felt very embarrassed.
I never said that about myself, really.
I was trying to ignore it, but somewhere from the back,
very pretty-looking senior girls came over.
You can tell they're the popular girls at the school.
There were 3 of them.
"He looks nothing like Rain, he's so ugly!"
(Then they just left the scene)
They should've just said that among themselves.
But I was there to hear it, I was just eating my chips.
That made me feel really strange.
I'm sure you watered it down.
Can I just say what they said in real life?
Don't worry.
They came like this, and looked at me.
"What, it's him?"
(Hilarious!)
They used cuss words and just left.
(Shocked)
That's how they said it?
Seniors in high school, figures.
That was my first day at school!
I felt terrible, and I was feeling down because of that incident.
- You must've been hurt. - I was!
I never said that I looked like Rain!
So that was pretty shocking.
I stayed a shy and quiet kid since then.
I thought I'm the only one who heard things like that.
You should've just told them.
"I never spread that rumor, I never said I was good looking or look like Rain."
You should've gotten up and told them, "When did I ever say that?"
I'm sure you can say that.
(That's true)
You never got in trouble by your senior male students?
Like I explained before, I was often misunderstood because I didn't
have much facial expression.
The older guys would walk by me,
they didn't hit me but they'd tell me, "What are you looking at?"
I heard that often.
I have very straight hair actually, especially in middle school.
I dried my hair this way today.
I grew 16 cm just in one year, my second grade in middle school.
And my hair started to become curly.
(His hair really changed)
- I got photos. - That happened to me too!
I had straight hair first.
I also got tall very fast in middle school.
I grew out my hair after high school, and realized that I had curly hair.
I heard your mom saw it in real-time,
how your legs lengthened in front of her eyes.
"Jang-hoon!"
(Proud of his own joke)
You'll say, "I won't leave you alone!"
I got in trouble a lot because of hair.
The teachers and older students alike would grab my hair, "Did you get a perm?"
Before I debuted as Roo'ra,
we moved to an office Deux was using before.
Their fans would come to the office, and we'll go to work on them.
We'd ask them to be our fans, and we're about to debut.
But the fans went to Deux and told them what we said.
And they've waited for us to debut.
Then we did, but wouldn't visit them to say hello.
So whenever we walked by them,
they'd be by us and we wouldn't say hi,
say you're Sang-min, and I'm Hyun-do.
I can't be Hyun-do? OK.
And you're not saying hello.
(Runs away, and chases him)
(Scared)
They'd do this until we said hi.
(Deux tried to be funny to relive tension rather than yelling at them)
Why didn't you just say hi?
More and more we hear his story, more that we realize that he's weird.
That's when every group would sell a million copies of albums each.
The leader of each group wanted to come off tough for the sake of the group.
On purpose.
It was very competitive then.
Sang-min wasn't like this before.
He was rough.
He'd yell at others a lot too.
Did you guys ever got in trouble? Or had misunderstandings?
My freshman year in college,
I was a very popular basketball player at my school.
A thousand students would come and watch us practice.
At least 7 to 800 people.
But our coach back then...
Hundreds of kids were watching us, but on the half-court line,
he had us kneel and lift up our arms as punishment.
It was so embarrassing!
I was completely embarrassed.
It was better to get beat up.
"I'm gonna measure my height against him!"
Right in the middle of the court.
I'm like this in the middle of the court, with all these kids looking at me.
They didn't protest?
"Don't do that to him!"
You can't do that there.
They'd just kick you out.
You'd get kicked out if you cheered for anyone.
Everyone would just sit still and be quiet.
What if they yelled out the coach's name to cheer?
For the coach?
"Coach Hee-am!"
"Hello! You can get up, guys."
We had to do well if we didn't want to be embarrassed like that.
Lee Kyung-ku slapped me this year!
- Why? - I was messing with him.
From "Let's Eat Dinner Together," I made a joke.
"Stop messing around," and bam!
What would you say after you ring the bell?
"Hello!"
"This is Kim Yeong-cheol! I'm hungry!"
(Got slapped for trying too hard)
Stop messing around! You're in front of someone's house!
(He's treated the same elsewhere)
You're lucky the producer didn't slap you.
How about you, Se-ah? Make up a story about being roughed up.
(It never happened to me!)
(Hee-chul sees something)
Why are your socks not matching?
(Too unbalanced)
I slipped on stairs, and I pulled my tendon here.
(That's what happened)
And you danced like that earlier?
You should put some ice on it.
All day.
You should bring her some ice.
- It's OK! - They sell ice at a convenience store.
So you're gonna buy a convenience store?
(Buy a store to buy Se-ah's heart)
"Don't sell anything else at this store, only sell ice!"
(An ice-store just for Se-ah)
"24-hour Se-ah"
(So moved)
What a name!
(His feelings for Se-ah will never melt, 24 hours a day)
Jun-ho, you're done with questions already?
No I'm not! I got a lot left.
Come back in if you're done.
I have a lot more!
OK, next question.
My first love was when I was in middle school.
Why do you think we had to break up?
Got it!
You had the same last name, from same root.
No.
(They were in middle school!)
I got it!
You went to different high schools.
Not it.
You tried to kiss her and she said, "What are you doing?"
And she hit you.
That's not it, but the kiss part is right.
It was mutual?
We used to go to the same after school tutoring place.
I'd always walk her home because we'd get off late at night.
I know!
You walked her home one night.
And you always wanted to kiss her whenever you took her home.
You guys did kiss but spent too long.
Her mom came out to find her and saw you guys kissing.
"Never see that boy again!"
What is it? What's the next ceremony?
He got it.
Do the tap dance, and the heart!
(Embarrassed at the thought of it)
What else was there?
I'm doing every single one!
You got caught kissing her when you were in middle school?
I registered at the same after school place so I could spend more time with her.
And I'd take her home after every night.
We'd do that often, and there was a small playground near her house.
We'd sit there and spend time together.
We'd sit and talk, then...
We gave each other a peck, in such an innocent way.
But we were stuck together for a bit.
Just a few seconds.
But that was all there was, just a peck!
OK, we believe you, whatever.
We were just in middle school!
OK, sure.
Just five seconds maybe, we were like that.
From afar...
(Mysterious footsteps approaching)
That's what I heard.
(Bam!)
Jun-ho's father does a flying-kick!
(You should be studying instead!)
Not my dad.
She was here, I was sitting here, and the sound came from my back.
I turned around and saw this black thing, and its arm swung at me.
But I wasn't the one who was hit.
The girl was hit?
My girlfriend got hit.
That black thing grabbed her by the hair and dragged her away.
Was her dad Ho-dong?
It wasn't her dad!
It was her mom!
- Her mom? - It was no joke!
Ran up like this, then bam!
It was like this, for real.
(Knew he was coming for him)
(Tap tap tap)
(He's got no hair but he tends to it)
(I got scared!)
I'm sure her mom was really shocked.
I'm sure.
She sent her precious daughter to study, and she's kissing a boy!
I'm sure it was upsetting.
- That was your first kiss? - That was pretty early.
- It's early? - Yeah, I was in my 20s.
- How about you? - I was in college.
Jang-hoon! When was yours?
I never kissed before, OK?
I'm sure his kiss was very beautiful.
You know how a girl has to lift up her feet to kiss?
Like this?
I told you this last time too! I said it here.
Why do you think I have to kiss standing up?
I can just sit to match their height.
So it was always like this for you?
Yeah, like this.
I don't think he can do this.
Maybe he really never kissed anyone before.
I saw him up close and it's impossible!
I got scared coming near him!
Close your eyes!
He looks like a crocodile!
Close your eyes!
He looks like a crocodile at the zoo.
(Of course he's so innocent)
Yeong-cheol, when was your first kiss?
- He really never kissed anyone before. - He hasn't.
First year in college.
Boo!
Don't make up stuff.
Not from losing at a drinking game.
My first year in college...
Not from drinking games!
She agreed to do it?
This is a true story, honestly.
I was at the library during finals.
It was very dark, we were walking on a road.
She said she really liked me too.
For what reason?
(He's not so sure either)
She saw how passionate I was in everything I did.
So she liked me.
The most recent one was...
Kyung-hoon, from this morning.
It's been a while for me too.
It's been over a year since I last kissed.
What? With whom?
You were dating someone while doing this show then?
You know, everyone does without being seen.
Date, and break up...
You should've told us!
It's possible, because sometimes we'd call him,
to drink with him.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm home."
"Come out! You got nothing to do tomorrow."
He said he's got no work the next day.
That's when I was kissing her.
Is that it? That's what you wanted to hear?
(Kyung-hoon knows what's in Jang-hoon's heart)
Yeah, I was busy kissing someone.
(He confesses himself)
I wish every idol-star was like Kyung-hoon.
It'll make great TV.
How about you, Ho-dong?
(Almost spilled)
You kiss your wife often, right? I kiss mine everyday.
Every time I leave the house.
I'm not into kissing.
What are you into then?
Just high-five?
Yeah.
(Baffled at his own answer)
"Bye, Honey!"
He's so mean!
He said he used to kiss that girl in Masan so much!
Why won't you kiss your wife?
I get mixed up these days.
It feels like you actually had a girlfriend in Masan, right?
I really think it's true! He had an older girl in Masan.
I'm really sure of it.
You've dated someone older before, right?
You have, right?
He's always asking me stuff like this, when I kissed, but he never answers!
You have!
Have you or have you not dated someone older, who lived in Masan?
- Someone born in '29. - Maybe in Seoul?
You know who that was? It was someone whom Ho-dong met through wrestling.
The one who sings in the back.
Older girl, right?
(Serenade of love on the sand pit)
I'm 100% sure!
He did have a girlfriend there before.
Someone older!
You did date an older girl before, right? In Masan?
Before you became the champion.
He won't let up!
Stop it, Jang-hoon!
He can't give a straight answer because I'm right!
Just say he's right!
What happened with her? The older girl from Masan?
The one born in '59!
How'd you guys break up?
How'd you touch her?
I'm so tired of this.
"Noona!"
Fine, I did!
Fine, we moved in together too!
(So satisfied)
We were in love!
We loved each other, so we lived together!
We didn't want to be apart, so we lived together!
I couldn't leave her!
"Ma-Nu" for "the older girl from Masan."
Then she became his wife.
I'm gonna find out who it was.
(Who was Ho-dong's girl from Masan?)
Next question!
I'd always ride the subway when I was a trainee.
And I remember something an old lady told me back then.
What do you think she said?
On the subway?
That's what the old lady said?
She showed you that she can make the train sound.
"If you ever go on TV..."
"Try doing this!"
Was it a touching moment? Or a funny one?
It was mysterious.
A little scary.
"This stop is Mapo, Mapo Station."
Why? Why, out of nowhere?
Is this why you learned English?
Why would you have done if you never learned how to speak English?
Yeah, it's for comic factor.
What's an old lady got to do with subway announcement?
He said it was a funny moment!
(I said it was scary)
You were getting ready to get off at a stop.
The door opened, but it wasn't your stop yet.
Then an old lady pushed you out!
Then the door shut, and she went...
(Of course not)
(Wrong!)
I know!
An old lady sitting next to you was about to get off.
She looked at you and said, "I'm getting off here."
Why would an old lady say that?
(A funny confession by a grandma)
(How funny!)
I knew you'd make trouble with this "older girl" theme.
An old lady can like him!
All the grandmas around the country will rebuke you.
Grandma army, attack Jang-hoon!
Let me apologize first. I'll apologize.
I'll apologize.
I bet grandmas will like you.
- I don't think I should get in trouble for this. - They'll think you're romantic.
I think you should get checked out.
- The grandma! - Yes, San-min?
The grandma might have looked told you about your future.
She said, "You should come see me, I bet you'll be a famous person".
You're getting close.
"I bet you'll be a celebrity soon..
when you become a celebrity, tell Ho-dong about me".
Are you bringing up the older woman from Masan again?
How is she up in Seoul now?
You asked her, who she was, and she said, "I'm just someone he knows from Masan.
"Alright, I hope you do well".
- It's the lady from Masan. - We always go back to her.
- Wrong. - Her name might be Manu.
I miss her.
Sang-min got close. I'll tell you how many words. She didn't say much.
- 7 words. - 7 words?
- Yeah. - I got it!
"You look exactly like the singer Rain".
Then, she began dancing like Rain.
I got it!
"I am the older woman from Masan".
(So dumbfounded)
- That was funny. - He was wrong.
I'll tell you the first two words. When she started talking to me, she blurted...
"Old man".
(She suddenly turned them into an old couple)
- Old man? - That's what she called Jun-ho?
This is what she did as soon as she saw me.
- She blurted, "You". - "You are my connecting link!".
(He's dizzy from the unexpected answer)
(Grandma's got swag)
The grandma dabbed.
- It involves a number. - A number?
I got it! "You'll be a hot in five years".
That must be it. Maybe she predicted a shorter time.
- "You'll be hot in 1 year!" - "You'll be hot in 3 years!"
"You'll be hot in 10 years!".
- "In three years..." - She didn't use the word 'hot'.
"Let's see you go in 5 years!"
'You will become famous in three years!".
- You got it. - Wow, it was 3 years?
He got 3 years and the word famous correct.
This is exactly what she said, "You will be famous in three years".
That's what she said.
- Suddenly? - Yes, suddenly.
It was when I was a trainee and I got on the last bus home.
I was there with two girlfriends, who got on the same last bus with me.
There three of were on our way home.
While we were on our way, a grandmother got on the bus at a stop.
The moment I saw her, I realized there was something different about her.
There were a lot of empty seats...
but she decided to sit right across from us.
My other two friends got off on the next stop.
It was just the two of us on the bus and I got really scared.
I didn't want to look her way, so I started looking at my cell phone.
Suddenly, she said, "You!"
When she blurted, "You", I was so shocked, I yelled, "What?".
"You will be famous in three years".
When she said that, I thought it was kind of fascinating and left it alone.
I was minding my own business when she yelled
again, "You!". So, I looked at her again.
She said, "Don't hang out with them".
- Who? - My friends, who just got off.
- She told me not to hang out with them. - Those girls? - Yeah.
- "Hang out with me". - She told me...
What? The grandma came on to you?
- "I'm getting off at this station". - So, what happened next?
It still felt good since she said I'd become famous.
- That's true. - I just said, "Thank you".
Those two friends on the bus, soon left the company afterward.
I really did debut after three years.
I still remember what happened that day.
You were a hard-worker when you were a trainee. That's what I heard.
We had a lot of trainees that year, we had over 30 trainees.
I thought I needed to get more singing practice...
but our vocal training room was only big enough to fit a chair.
We only had two rooms.
The only way to get the room first is to eat as fast as possible.
- It was stiff competition. - That's right.
One time, I began eating really fast since I wanted one of the practice rooms.
I accidentally hurt myself because I bit down on my tongue.
I bit my tongue often those days, so I ignored the pain and kept eating.
My friend saw me and said, "You have blood in your rice".
I was bleeding so much that my rice had turned bloody.
I could only think about getting to the practice room instead of my pain.
I finished my meal and went straight to the practice room.
You're a hard-worker.
Be careful of bumps in your mouth.
Let's start things new again. Let's go, Se-ah!
Now, for my first questions.
Remember how I told you, I did a phone-calling program with Jang-hoon?
Jang-hoon is the only person you can think about, isn't it?
I said something to Jang-hoon on the phone...
and he said it was the first-time he'd ever heard something like that...
and was really moved by it.
What do you think I said to him?
- Jang-hoon was moved? - Yeah.
You must've said, "I thought you were physically a giant, but I realized...
you have a giant heart by talking to you".
That's so great, but it's wrong.
I should've said that.
"I'd like to take you around in my pockets".
- That's wrong too. - It's possible. He's so big, but you think he's actually cute.
I told him, I'd become something for him.
- You said you'd become something? - You'd become his cheerleader?
It was a specific season on the day we called each other.
- It was Summer. - "I will become your air-conditioner!"
- Air-conditioner? - It's hot during Summer.
- What about ice-shavings? - You're getting close.
"I'll become your heat rash".
That's so gross, it's stinky! You need to get hit!
"It's so hot, I'll become a fan for you!"
You're so close!
"I'll become your ocean".
- "I'll become your deodorant". - How can you say I'd become his deodorant?
- "I'll become...". - What's that?
- It's to make your armpit smell better. - I got it!
- You put it in your armpits. - "I'll be your wife".
No way! What? A life-sized pillow? No way.
- "I'll become your iced-Americano". - It's poetic.
It's on the economical side.
- "I'll become your breeze". - That's right.
It was the first time I ever spoke with Jang-hoon.
I brought up the weather and Jang-hoon said he was hot.
- I told him, "I'll be your breeze for today". - I was so surprised.
When I said that, he said, "I've never had anyone tell me that".
He liked hearing it so much.
Hello, Jang-hoon.
Hello, "Princess Sarah".
I'll become our refreshing breeze today.
It's been such a long time since I heard something like that.
- If we talk about the breeze... - You are...
(They're fascinated with Se-ah's statement)
It was strange, but I kept getting more confident...
since we kept talking and we didn't see each other.
That's why I could say those things.
We talked all throughout the day, but...
I was moved after we were done talking.
The funny thing that day was...
Jang-hoon was at a baseball field that day.
- First pitch. - Yes, he was supposed to throw out the first pitch.
I had a mission for him that day.
I told him to make a heart with his arm after...
his pitch, but he accidentally threw a dirt ball.
He forgot since he was embarrassed about throwing a dirt ball.
He ran away into the bleachers.
- I was watching him from afar without him knowing. - He must've been shocked.
I went to cheer him on.
I told him, I saw him running away. He asked if I was at the game.
He didn't know where I was sitting, but he was sitting across the field from me.
He stood up and put his arms in a heart and began looking around.
I'm getting goosebumps.
I'm so shocked.
He looked so cute doing that.
The show has been over for a long time, but you can look for it online.
Isn't this the first time you've heard someone call you cute?
It was a strange experience for me.
It's different when someone is speaking in your ear...
when so many other people are around.
- That's why it's easy to talk to them. - Jang-hoon is good with events.
That would've been hard to do.
This is still a mystery to me, but when I was a wrestler...
we used to travel around the country.
- We would sleep at hotels. - Yes.
A phone call came to my room and the person on the other line said they were my fan.
I was only 20 years-old, so I was excited. She told me she was a big fan of mine.
- We stayed up all night talking. - With your woman fan?
Yeah. You can't help but get close over the phone.
- It's possible. - Did you ever meet her?
I got worn out at the match since I stayed up talking to her all night.
- I was knocked out on the first round. - You weren't a professional.
She never called me back.
- The first round? - The other team did that!
She was a spy for the other team.
Did your opponent say, "Don't you remember my voice?".
- I think she was a spy. - I still don't know what happened.
- I could've misunderstood that situation. - I bet it was fun though.
- Ask us your next question. - Okay.
I was in high school and told my father about my dreams, for the first time.
I told him, I wanted to become an actress.
What did my father say to me?
Your father told you to enjoy your life.
- Your father sang to you... - Living life to the fullest is the best.
(He sang back to her a commercial jingle?)
"Why are you choosing such a tough road, Se-ah?".
He did disagree.
- Was it when you were in high school? - Yes, high school.
I was a junior.
"Why did you choose that when you don't have any talent?".
- That's what a lot of parents say. - Yes, a lot of them say that.
- My mom told me I didn't have talent either. - No, you're wrong.
We were in the living room and the television was on.
"You think you can act like those people? You're dreaming!"
You're in the right direction.
"You're telling me you can kiss other people, like them on television?"
No, you're wrong. You need to be more specific.
- I got it! - "You're going to act and hug strange men? Is that what you want to do?".
- One more thing! - "You're going to hug and...
kiss strangers? That's what you want to do?"
- You're going hug, kiss and... - Ho-dong got it right.
His words have affection embedded in it.
He couldn't bear watch his daughter do that.
My father is a very modest person.
He's not good at talking about things like that.
He wanted me to quit and decided to use strong words to stop me.
He said, "Do you really want to hug and kiss any John Doe, like them?".
He was more surprised that he said that to me and...
his eyes began to shake and he began mumbling.
- He blew up. - He must've really opposed it.
Yes. I was embarrassed to stand in front of him.
So, I said, "You're so gross, dad!" and ran into my room.
We've all slammed the door once, when we were teens.
I went to my room and began my hunger strike against him.
But, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't eat because I'm mad.
When I get mad, I eat more and use that strength to get even more mad!
I wasn't starving since I had already stashed food in my room.
My mom kept on sending food into my room, like I was an inmate.
- Your mom supported you. - Yeah.
It wasn't full support, but she took care of me.
I think my dad told her to send food into my room for me.
They can't win their own daughter. No dad can.
I pretended to be sad whenever my dad was home.
Most parents, these days will support their children and their dreams.
They're very supportive.
After they gave me permission and began supporting me, they really like what I do.
I was in a movie, where I had a kiss scene.
My dad actually went to watch it.
He didn't overtly show that he went but...
there was a black and white picture waiting on my desk.
I took a closer look and...
my mom and dad had taken a picture in front of the movie poster.
They didn't say whether the movie was good or bad...
but they looked so happy in the picture.
I had a pretty sexy kiss scene in the movie, too.
- I'm sure he was proud. - I think so.
I've only met her father through shows, but...
I must've acted really well in the scene.
He took your acting as a form of art.
Doesn't she have the same laugh as Yeong-cheol?
I've only seen her father through shows...
but he raised with lots of love and affection.
I think Se-ah is always bright and happy because of the way he raised her.
Was your first movie with Jung Woo-sung?
"Cold Eyes".
- You were really cool in that movie. - You're acting was great too.
Did you go for auditions?
I was recovering from surgery since I got injured doing some acrobatics.
I was in bed for about a week.
They told me, "There's an audition in two days, would you like to go?".
I was hurt, but didn't want to lose my opportunity and said I would go.
I went for a lot of auditions back then.
We all did that at first.
These days, they send you movie projects to do and...
you stay home and say, "I'll pass on this" or "How much are they paying me?".
No, I'm thankful they send me different scripts. I look at them...
and figure out which script I can fully devote myself to.
Reading those should be fun.
- I think your parents might have supported you. - No.
- No? - No, they questioned whether I had talent or not as well.
I never tried dancing or singing in front of my parents.
- It's embarrassing for talents shows too. - Of course. I'm also very blunt as well.
They told me, "Not anyone can become a celebrity". They tried stopping for a while.
I was chosen for an audition. It was an audition survival show.
I was hired after I placed first on the show.
That's when my parents told me I could try doing what I wanted.
Now that I think about it, it's rare for parents to see...
their children's talents or strengths when they are teenagers.
There's no reason for them to sing and dance in front of them.
- Kids get embarrassed. - Yes, they get embarrassed in front of their parents.
- I can't watch myself on TV with my parents. - Only little kids can do that.
I can't watch myself with my parents.
- It's embarrassing. - It is. - Of course!
- I get too embarrassed. - Don't you get that way with your parents?
(We support each young person chasing after their dreams)
We find the perfectly experienced man for you.
My name is Kim Hee-chul and I am the head of research at...
Dating Research". I can't tell you how much experience I have.
You already know we're here to find an experienced man.
I hear a client is here to find herself a perfectly experienced man.
Let's find out who she is. Come on out!
(Client: Actress, Yoon Se-ah)
She's a very famous actress.
Yoon Se-ah is here. Can you introduce yourself to our audience members?
Hello, I'm Yoon Se-ah and I would like to find love.
If you would like to have a loving relationship with me, please come find me.
You want an innocent love.
We had a lot of men, who wanted to meet you today.
We chose only seven of the contenders and have them here, waiting for you.
Now, let me introduce the seven men who were chosen...
and are here to finally meet you! Let me reveal them to you!
(The candidates arrive in their own capsules)
(A variety of sorts)
We should've never revealed their faces.
The tall guy must've had too much to drink.
Are you passed out in front of your girlfriend's house?
I'd like all seven of our contestants to come forward. Come on out.
(Very strange)
Are you some sort of dragon or what?
- Are you a dragon? - This is the way I always walk.
Is that right?
It's unfortunate, but these are the seven guys we chose for you, Se-ah.
We didn't prepare anything for her.
Including you?
No. I'm just embarrassed when we have Se-ah on the show.
My lovely, angel!
My...
Formosan deer.
Taxi!
You're a bad taxi.
I think she's shocked by you.
(Totally shameless)
Who had the keyword, #inverted triangle?
(Laughing)
I thought you were born in Yeoksam.
- Your face looks like a triangular kimbab. - He is a triangular kimbab.
- He's just a triangle. - May I introduce myself?
- Okay, inverted triangle. - Wow!
Perfect...
side view.
A God-given...
inverted triangle!
That's right, I'm your Dong!
- Taxi! - Did you say you're everyone's dung?
- It sounded like dung. - Yes, everyone's dung.
(Acting cute)
Nice to meet you. You're a very funny person.
- You're very witty yourself. - Thank you. Will you grab me a taxi later as well?
Do you want to grab a taxi together? Taxi!
(He expectantly meets a friend on the show)
He's practically your servant.
Let's find out Kang Ho-dong's dating style.
I'd like to ask about first impression. Would you like to ask a question?
Let's pretend that your wife receives a call at 12 PM...
from another guy and says she needs to go see him.
What would you do?
First of all, he wouldn't be home at that time.
He thinks something bad will happen if he goes home before 12.
How about the opposite? A close woman friend.
A close woman friend calls you at midnight and says...
"I have a problem. Can you come see me?".
You need to get yourself a taxi.
- Close your eyes. - Pretend like I'm sleeping?
Hello? Yeah.
It's already 12 o'clock.
- He's talking to her. - This is really rude.
You're pretending to be married, right?
(Flinching)
Taxi!
- I thought he was going to hit me. - Taxi!
- I thought he was going to hit me. - Kyung-hoon got scared of you!
(He goes to see his friend while his wife is sleeping)
Didn't it seem natural? It felt like he's done this more than once.
It was natural.
- Who named himself #red ears? - Me!
- Red ears! - Red ears!
The reason why I'm Red ears is because...
my heart beats faster whenever I get close to Se-ah.
- That's why my ears get red. - Really?
(He wants to show her he's telling the truth and tries to verify it for her)
(Closes in)
- Stop. Don't get any closer. - Really? - Yeah.
My ears aren't getting red. What should I do?
- They're getting red! - They're getting red now?
Why would they get red after I held your hand?
They're red! They're red!
(His ears are definitely redder than before)
Look, they did get more red.
This program is getting to be trashy!
His ears are getting red because the host held his hand?
What if it's late at night and your girlfriend says to you...
"Honey, I don't want to go home tonight".
(Smirks)
(An outrageous incident)
- Like that. - I'd be so scared.
I have always believed that we should respect everyone's opinions.
I'm more than ready to abide by her wishes, if that's what my girlfriend wants.
If she doesn't go home, you're not going to go home either?
I don't need to go home.
(From experience, Kyung-hoon has spent many nights out)
- It's not like my mom is waiting for me. - Your mom is waiting for you to come home!
She's thinking, "When will my Kyung-hoon ever come home?".
Let's move onto the next keyword.
#Dating professor!
- This is so funny. - Dating professor.
- He's a know-it-all professor. - Jang-hoon is?
The know-it-all professor of dating.
I'm more than ready for any kind of relationship, Se-ah.
I'm the professor of dating, Seo Jang-hoon.
This isn't the first time you've met Se-ah?
We had conversations over the phone that was so hot, the phone could've burst.
- It's hot. - Do you remember?
(Candy to my ears. Sweeter than honey)
(Their memories come alive when they hear the music)
(Ends all moods)
Don't do it, don't do it!
(The two instinctively react to the music)
What's that move? What's that?
Why did you make me dance with you?
Seo Jang-hoon is a regular at "Perfectly Experienced Men".
- He gets disqualified every week, but he returns to find another love. - Me?
- He'll look for another person to love whether he gets disqualified or not. - No.
This time, I'm going to find my true love.
You've been disqualified five times based on first impressions.
- I wish you'd make it to the second round. - Yes, me too.
You're the only person on the planet that's...
been disqualified based on first impression.
He's never been able to reveal his face.
- Will you ask him a question? - Sure.
Let's pretend your girlfriend went to a nightclub without telling you.
She meets a guy at the nightclub...
and you witness her exchanging text with him.
What would you do, Jang-hoon?
I'd break up with them and start a new relationship.
He's a pro at starting over.
You won't even ask any questions?
Why would she exchange numbers in the first place?
Who is he?
It's not me.
I asked you, who he was.
- I asked you, who that guy was! - I'm sure it's the guy grabbing a taxi.
- Taxi! - Was it you?
Was it you? I won't let this go!
- It was Kang Ho-dong, the waiter. - The waiter's name was Kang Ho-dong.
If my girlfriend went to a club and somehow ended up with him and began...
texting with him, I'd break it off immediately.
It's good-bye.
What if your girlfriend was secretly texting a...
guy she met at a club and got caught by you?
I won't allow it.
- I'd break up with her. - What if it's the guy that's contacting her?
She doesn't want him to contact her?
- How did he get her number? - That's right!
She gave it to him because she was interested in him.
- It's the end. - He's an admirable guy.
I'd never accept it.
They're talking but Kim Yeon-cheol has had no experience at all.
- He has no idea. - I have absolutely no idea what you guys are talking about.
I've never experienced that scenario.
What?
Your collar.
- Why are you so nice? - They seem different after dancing together.
(Encore friendship dance)
(Their friendship has evolved)
Is he putting on a headlock?
It looks like Jang-hoon is pretty drunk.
- I think so. - I can't do this any longer unless I have alcohol.
I think you finally made up after two years.
You guys finally made up.
It's been two years since they've sat so close to one another.
Can't you two get along?
Let me hold your hand, for once.
The next keyword is the entertainment company I'd like to work for.
- #Six buildings from JYP! - Wow!
- Anyone can see this keyword is for Jun-ho. - It's me.
Why did you choose 6 buildings from JYP, Sang-min?
He put his boogers on it.
Does the "M" on your shirt stand for "Maniac"?
- No, it doesn't. - No, it stands for "Motel".
- Motel! Motel! - No, it stands for Model house.
Some people might think the buildings I mentioned are important.
What I think to be important is...
how I feel about losing six buildings.
I believe the happiness of that kind of experience is more important.
You should go have some donuts in front of their building.
In front of JYP's building.
- There's a donut store by there. - There is.
Do you mean you invested in yourself six times for experience?
That's right.
What does happiness mean to you, Se-ah?
That's it for me.
This feels like "Uncovering the Truth".
- He's asking you to choose him since he's rich inside. - That's right.
That's not appealing at all.
- That's not good. - You're disqualified in the first round.
I'm sorry, you're disqualified again.
- You failed. - He's still very captivating.
- Let's see what happens. - #Blue ocean!
That's me. I chose "Blue ocean".
I've been patiently listening and let me say, my past is...
It can't be any clearer than his.
I've been listening, but I don't have an ex-girlfriend to ever show up.
There's no possibility of an ex-wife showing up either.
There's no possibility for me to date you either.
- Disqualified in the first round! - First round!
Why did you use the keyword "Blue ocean"?
I'm like the blue ocean since I've never been contaminated.
- You're like the demilitarized zone. - That's right.
These people have been used so much, they're the red ocean.
- DMZ Zone. - They're done dating and loving anyone.
Lots of things live in the DMZ.
- Yeong-cheol! - Yes?
What if you're dating someone and she states...
- she wants to keep it platonic without ever being intimate? - Platonic love.
I've never had any intimate relationships.
I've always dated with the condition that we would never be intimate.
Being intimate isn't important to me.
He's never kissed anyone. For real.
- Really? Are you serious? - No, that's true.
- I've done things. - A new record.
Let's not lie!
Don't lie on the show!
- You can't make things up because she's not here. - No, it's not true.
What if your wife, not your girlfriend, only wants to meet once a month?
I'm okay with meeting once a year.
- I'm being serious. - That's so sad.
What if you're only allowed to meet once a year, but...
you'll still be responsible for all living expenses.
- Are you okay with that? - Isn't that the only way someone would marry me?
- He's ready to go. - Yes, I'm a man of different experiences.
I'm the perfect fit for "Perfectly Experienced Man".
What if she tells you not to call her?
It's okay, if I get to see her once a year.
What if you're only allowed to see her, while passing by?
You can't stay, you just pass each other by.
- Have you been well, honey? - Yeah, I've been good.
- That's it. - Isn't it affectionate that you pass by one another, once a year?
I'm ready for that kind of affectionate love.
It's almost like Kyun-woo and Jik-nyeo. Let's move onto the next keyword.
#Butt?
- Butt? - It's me!
First of all, I have the most perfect butt.
I've been training my butt, just for a day like this.
I'll show you my butt through poppin' dance moves.
I can show you my butt through poppin'. Will you get excited with me?
- What are you going to do? - He's going to dance.
- Let's go! - Right away?
Are you going to dance with him, Se-ah?
(He lightly moves around)
(His butt grooves from experience as an idol)
Wow, look at his butt.
(He dances every move he can show off his butt)
(His moves are chic)
(The client is happy with his butt moves as well)
How do you feel about butt poppin' dance, Se-ah?
I like it.
How come you keep touching me?
The host needs to test things out.
What if...
your girlfriend keeps in contact...
with her ex-boyfriend and is constantly talking to him?
I'd hate it.
I don't understand why they have to keep in touch.
He must've gone through this.
He reacted this way in the beginning of the show as well.
I think he was hurt by someone before.
Which girl group was she from?
I don't understand why she would contact her ex when she already has a boyfriend.
It doesn't make any sense.
What if your girlfriend keeps in contact and hangs out with her ex, Yeong-cheol?
I've never experienced that before.
- Is she allowed to contact her ex? - Yes, she can.
- That's cool. - Yeah, he is.
I feel so comfortable around him.
- He's very generous. - He's great after you get to know him.
I have our last keyword.
#Paulowniae would belong to one person.
I chose "Paulowniae Leaf" because I wanted to be the last leaf on the tree.
The last one standing.
- How about you sing it with him? - Do you know the song?
I don't know the whole song.
- Oh. - Dong. - Should we go back and forth? - Sure.
Do you want to go first, or should I?
- You? - You go first. - Okay, one, two, three, four!
(One or two leaves from Paulowniae)
(Interlude)
(When the Autumn skies fall...)
They're good.
(Where did I hear...)
(the singing of crickets?)
Soo-geun wins.
Very good!
- This is fun! - You did well.
(Harmonious)
- I'll teach you the dance. - She's the first female guest...
to actually know "Paulowniae Leaf" on the show.
She's the first to know this song.
I'll teach you the dance that goes with this song.
- It's really sexy. - Really? - You'll be great.
Put your foot out, like this.
Put your front foot at a diagonal.
- She looks like she's learning something important. - One, two.
Three...
Four! The hands go, one...
two, three, four.
Flare your hands out, two, three.
Now, connect all the moves.
(Goggling his eyes)
(The most unexpected dance for "Paulowniae Leaf")
You've been waiting all this time to teach her that?
You purposely chose that keyword to teach her that dance?
He kept dragging her along because he wanted to show her his dance!
Try it again. Go ahead.
(Dancing)
- She's good. - Very good!
(The actress working hard)
She tries so hard.
Will you announce the disqualified contestants?
There are no disqualified contestants for our first round.
- We'll move onto the second round. - Wow! It's my first time passing the first round!
Me too! It's my first time, too!
(Dreams do come true)
This round is where decisions are made.
It's matching senses.
I'm sure you're all curious how all our men...
will react when they're in dangerous or critical situations.
We'll see how sensible our contestants are through situational scenes.
There are four different situations.
Each of our contestants can choose a scene they'd like to act in.
Who would like to go first?
I'll go.
Really?
Which situation would you like?
- Number 3. - While on a date, you accidentally run into your ex-girlfriend.
Lee Soo-geun can play my ex.
- Yes, the man born in 1927. - I'm sorry, but is there a violent scene?
Why did you choose me as your ex?
- Don't you think so? - Let's try this.
I'm running late. I have to hurry.
Honey! Peek-a-boo!
- Why are you so late? - There was so much traffic.
- Did you walk over here? - Yeah, I did.
My angel. My Fermosan deer!
(Totally burdensome)
- Isn't the weather cold? - Yeah, it's cold.
- What should we do today? - I don't know.
What should we do?
- Should we go somewhere? - Do you want to go to the movies?
They met!
(Could that be Ho-dong?)
The weather is so nice.
- Look over there. - Excuse me. Hey!
- Are you... - Who are you?
Aren't you Ho-dong?
It's his older ex-girlfriend, Sweetie, from Masan.
- We finally get to meet her. - It's you, Ho-dong.
- Sweetie? - It's you, isn't it?
- Sweetie? - They finally met.
- Sweetie. - What happened to you?
Wait a second, Sweetie.
You said you'd be right back from Seoul, but I've been waiting for 28 years!
I've been waiting for you and writing these letters to you.
(She's kept the letter for 28 years)
I can't believe you left that way.
My only wish was to see you, one last time, before I die.
I dreamt of seeing you before I die.
I can't believe the heavens granted me my wish.
(I really didn't know)
Our kid is all grown up.
- What? - Our son is all grown up!
He's all grown up!
He played in the sandbox all the time...
because he wanted to become a wrestler like you!
You shouldn't just make things up because it was all in the past!
You can't keep lying!
Don't you remember how much I loved you, Sweetie?
You call that love?
- You think that's love? - You shouldn't say that!
- You're horrible! - You shouldn't say that about me.
You can't do this to me. I loved you!
You never loved me, not for one day!
- Don't say that! - Do you know...
how much I've tried to forget about you every night?
Who is she? Did you throw me away because of her?
- Sweetie! - I asked you, who she was!
- You don't have the right to say that! - You're yelling at me again.
- You're yelling at me. - This must've happened before.
Do you know why I quit wresting?
I remember Mr. Seo from Masan!
I heard...
you married Mr. Seo!
That's the only reason I quit wrestling!
Don't you remember, Sweetie? Don't you?
I ran away to Seoul because I was so hurt by you!
You pushed a bench that's attached to concrete.
- What did you say? - You were going to marry the building-owner from Masan!
You're making these lies up because you have your girlfriend here?
I knew you'd tell me bold-faced lies!
That's why, I brought your ex-husband here!
I asked you, who she was? Who is this woman?
This is him.
Isn't this your husband?
He's the building-owner from Masan!
Honey, what are you doing here?
- Didn't you get married? - What are you doing in Seoul?
How could you?
Say, "Hello" to your father! You're so stupid!
What the heck is going on?
I told you to go greet your father!
Mom! Is that my dad? Is that my real father?
- She's suddenly his mom now? - Dad!
- Dad! Dad! - What are you doing? I don't have a son like you!
(He's taken aback from meeting his son for the first time)
- You broke it off with me! - Ho-dong! - Yes?
I'm so disappointed in you!
(Drenched)
Weren't we just pretending?
(He's not my real son)
What if my mic doesn't work after you drenched me?
That's why this is situational theater.
I'm going to see how well you live by continuing with your lies.
You'll become like this if you make women cry, do you understand me?
(The end)
- They were really funny. - The whole thing was funny.
- That was amazing. - I feel like I watched a small mini-series here.
- It was a movie. - I didn't realize the time passing by.
Let's move onto the next situation. The first scene, Que!
It's getting hard to keep our relationship a secret.
It'll be okay here since people don't come this way.
You're right. It's nice and secluded. Very nice.
What do you think about keeping our relationship secret?
Our secret relationship?
I know it's hard and I feel bad but...
don't you think...
it's better for both of us to keep it a secret?
- How long do we have to keep this up? - That's right.
Would you be okay with us immediately announcing it?
I'm okay with it.
- Really? - Yeah.
He's surprised by her answer.
That's not the answer he was looking for.
You're amazing.
- Why are you being a coward? - No, I agree with you.
My gosh! Oh, my gosh!
This is crazy! You're Jun-ho!
- Hi, Jun-ho! Hi! - Hi.
I see your drama every Monday and Tuesday! I was just passing by but... Wow!
I can't believe it's you! My gosh!
- Would you like an autograph? - Yes, my name is Yeong-mi.
- Your name is Yeong-mi? - Yes.
I've been your biggest fan since you were in 2PM. I love your drama!
- I watch every episode. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Can I get a picture with you?
- No, I don't think so. - No!
- Will you go to school if I take a picture with you? - Yes.
- You need to get to study hall too. - Can I post this?
- No, can you keep it private? - I don't want to.
- I don't have any make-up on. - One, two, three.
I'm going to use emoticons. One, two, three!
- Alright, I'll see you later. - But, who is that?
- Is she your girlfriend? - Who?
- That's your girlfriend? - Who?
- She's an actress, isn't she? - Where?
- I'm going to post it everywhere. - Who?
- What are you talking about? - I'm going to post that you have a girlfriend!
I'm going to post it everywhere.
I'm going to tell everyone. Your fans are going to be so disappointed in you.
What about all your fans?
Go ahead, tell everyone!
Tell everyone!
- I'm sorry. - I'm leaving.
- Why did you let her go? - What else can I do?
- Aren't you Yoon Se-ah? - There's another fan.
I can't believe it's you, Yoon Se-ah! I'm a big fan!
- What are you doing here? - I was just out for a breeze.
Wait a second. Wait.
- Aren't you Jun-ho? - Who are you?
You're from 2PM! 2PM!
Are you two dating?
- We're practicing our script. - We're practicing.
- Are you two dating? - No, we're rehearsing.
We're practicing our scene. It's okay, the cameras are rolling.
- I'll take $1,000. - We're not dating.
I saw you in each other's arms.
- That's Jun-ho, over there! - You were right!
You're really dating? I'm so disappointed in you.
Go get her, Hee-mi. I'll take care of him.
- Go! Run away! - You want me to go away?
Are you guys in a relationship?
Can't you just let us date in peace?
- No, you need to break up. - Let us love one another.
Why did you tell me you loved me at your concert, Jun-ho?
- I'm disappointed. - You said you loved all your 2PM fans.
- You shouldn't date him. - I do love my fans.
You tell everyone, you love them.
Honey! I broke up with Sweetie from Masan.
- What about your son? - She said, she lied about that.
- She was just imagining things. It was a mistake. - Daddy!
Daddy, it's me, Si-woo!
- It's me, Si-woo. - Si-woo!
Daddy!
(The situation is turning ugly)
Let's go home, Si-woo.
My goodness, honey!
Can't you take daddy home with us?
You haven't been home in ages, what's going on?
I hope you have a good day. Let's go home.
(The scenes end well with Ho-dong going back home)
- The end. - Everyone is a great actor.
Everyone, this is the last scene.
- Can we take a minute? - Sure, go ahead.
- We'll take 10. Stand by, everyone! - Okay.
- Should I take away the microphone? - Yeah, go ahead.
Where did you find that?
(He's so funny)
(He's unhappy since it's his turn)
Aren't you tired, honey?
- I am. - I bet.
You were really good, back then.
It's burdensome to be on the same drama with you.
I'm nervous we'll get caught.
What if we get caught staying so close to one another?
I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
- I'm going to trust you. - Yeah, trust me.
The staff is eating lunch.
- Someone might think you two were dating. - No way.
- We're just practicing. - I'm just saying, that's all!
You want to gripe about this for the next 30 minutes again, don't you?
- It's okay! - We're just practicing our scene. - I know, I know!
- We need to practice. - I really liked your acting earlier on, Se-ah.
- Here's some water. Good job. - Thank you.
Our kiss scene was great.
- Was it? - Yes.
- Hi, Jang-hoon. - Isn't Se-ah older than you?
- Yes, she is but... - Why do you keep jabbing at her?
We had our kiss scene earlier, but she kept on purposely making mistakes.
- My lips are swollen from kissing her. - What did you say?
- What? - She's fantastic, Jang-hoon.
- What the... - What's wrong with you?
- Wait a second. - Get over here.
Who are you talking about?
- He seems sincere. - I think he's really mad.
I'm starting to get irritated.
Thank you for the back-hug, Se-ah.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Kyung-hoon! Come over here for a second.
I don't appreciate your attitude when she's still...
your senior and she's older than you.
We were acting. Aren't you going too far trying to nit-pick my acting?
- But still... - Is there something going on between you two?
- No, but... - Is there something going on? - No, it's not like that.
You're being too rude.
- You're rude. - I don't think you have a say in this matter.
No, I should teach him, Se-ah.
Jang-hoon!
- No, I should teach him, Se-ah. - Jang-hoon!
(All smiles)
(Disarms himself)
(Why do I get small anytime I stand in front of you?)
- Jang-hoon! - I can't stand that voice.
I think I remember this voice.
- Hi, Hee-mi. - Jang-hoon!
- Don't get too close. - Your kiss scene with me was amazing!
Why did you purposely make mistakes?
- What are you talking about? - What are you doing?
- Hello, Se-ah. - Didn't you see me?
- Shouldn't you greet people first? - Sorry.
- Are you two dating? - No, we're not.
We were just practicing our next scene.
How dare you come and interrupt us when your seniors are practicing?
We had a kiss scene together, but he kept purposely making mistakes.
- Let's do it again in a bit. - Honey, honey!
Honey, let's get going. They're nagging people and it's annoying.
The two of them are dating?
What kind of drama is this?
I don't want to watch this drama!
It's too confusing to watch this drama!
Why did the two of them suddenly say they were in a relationship?
Is this a soap opera?
(Kyung-hoon and Hee-mi surprises everyone with their twist to the story)
We'll start disqualifying each guy, who has the worst experience.
You can push each disqualifying contestant from the line.
My goodness!
(Jun-ho is disqualified)
(Sang-min)
(Kyung-hoon)
Taxi! To Sanam-dong!
- Their situational scene was right. - She's going to him.
- A woman's heart never changes. - They were being sincere.
- That's right. - A woman's heart is sincere.
Why did we do all this when it was going to be them two in the end?
Either of these two men will soon become Se-ah's most experienced man.
It's getting competitive.
On the count of three, Se-ah will...
Either of these two men will soon become Se-ah's most experienced man.
It's getting competitive.
On the count of three, Se-ah will...
give a back-hug to the man, who is most experienced.
Who will Yoon Se-ah choose to be her most experienced man?
Seo Jang-hoon will gripe if he doesn't get chosen.
Please, choose a person. Right now!
(Both of them are laughing?)
(Totally disappointed)
You were conniving.
I tried making my hands small.
I thought she was Min Kyung-hoon.
(Sechs Kies' previews will be aired shortly)
(First generation idols appear)
The guide book for idols, a compass for idols, it's Sechs Kies!
(The sixth member will be me)
(The fake member wants to take over the main vocal's spot)
Who the heck is he?
How come he's so annoying?
- Are you okay? - You must've been so scared.
Shouldn't you be on Ironman if you're going to be so stiff?
- What do you want to do the most, Jai-Jin? - Why don't you guess?
- Jai-Jin thinks I'm cute. - No, I don't!
Ji-won brought a girl home.
It was like salted shrimp
Is this the place, you want to bring it up?
Kyung-hoon actually looks normal today.
He's too strange.
You tried ripping his butt and you succeeded.
You held his private part and turned him around, like this.
Look at his expression.
(Their hamster wheel dance shows their drive)
(He bangs his head on the floor)
(Their dancing skill is still in-tact)
(Their passion precedes their body)
(We're taking over "Ask Us Anything")
(All the famous stars appear)
(The bad boys of music DJ DOC)
(Sechs Kies, the most popular rookie group)
(Finkle even shows up to take over the stage)
You'd better do well. I hate you the most.
- The same goes for me. - We feel the same.
(How dare you try to over-step?)
(The best group will take be chosen as the finale)
Five people!
Hold him back!
(Pure chaos)
- Three people! - No, no!
(Skill and popularity doesn't matter in the fight for being the finale)
("Ask Us Anything", every Saturday nights at 8:50)
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